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Forward Virgins Oliver Grape

Forward Virgins

Oliver Grape

Published 1975
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Lose my virginity? I couldn’t give it away with Blueshield Stamps.It is not surprising with some of the handicaps I have. A dad who builds a cabin cruiser called ‘Spirit of Wormwood Scrubs’ in the back garden – and can’t get it out. A competition-madMoreLose my virginity? I couldn’t give it away with Blueshield Stamps.It is not surprising with some of the handicaps I have. A dad who builds a cabin cruiser called ‘Spirit of Wormwood Scrubs’ in the back garden – and can’t get it out. A competition-mad Mum who is always filling the house with crates of baked beans – and that’s just to go in for the competitions. A sister who can run faster than any boy in the neighbourhood – there isn’t one who’s got away from her yet. A brother who makes David Bowie look like a square, and Gran – Hitler in skirts.It is no wonder that I’m a bit uneasy in my relationship with girls: Angie who doesn’t want to know, Sandra who knows too much, hot-blooded Caroline, Cherilyn who is on the cards, Mrs Lewis who is on the game, available Greer and Pat who is passing through. It’s a blooming miracle that the story has a happy ending.